Survey

Next to the following statements, please indicate by checking the box
provided whether you a) strongly agree, b) somewhat agree, c) somewhat
disagree, or d) strongly disagree.

I feel half crazy with sustained psychic anguish
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

I am colder than a witch’s tit
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

Most people would describe me as morbid, and not in a good way
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

All of my daydreams feature explicit sexual acts
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

Most people would describe me as interesting, and not in a good way
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

I am grey-tempered and pathetically mal-adjusted
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

All of my dreams feature explicit sexual acts
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

Most people would describe me as difficult to get along with
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

Most people would describe me as way too nice
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

I am noticeably and disturbingly self-absorbed
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

Most people would describe me as spiritually gnawed by a need to exact bloody vengeance on those who have wronged me, and not in a good way
✓ Strongly agree
❏ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

I have recently started biting my fingernails
❏ Strongly agree
✓ Somewhat agree
❏ Somewhat disagree
❏ Strongly disagree

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